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angelgoddess

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angelgoddess

 

angelgoddess in her finest lolita wear, taken at Akon

 

Decidedly not prettier than you, we think.

 

Famous for SEEMING TO BE disgustingly obese, telling people they look awful when dressed in spiderweb overlay, having an icon with her face on it and the text "I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU," being serious about said icon, and being disgustingly obese, we THINK.

 

She also SEEMS TO feel the need to bring her supposed sex life into unrelated conversations, constantly APPEARING TO brag about her "harem" of multiple boyfriends, and her love for hardcore smutty fiction (including the master of strange and WACKOOOOO sexuality, ANNE RICE)

 

 

WE THINK:

  • HER LOVE OF PIE HAS DRIVEN HER TO THE 2 TON MARK
  • BOYFRIEND IS MADE OUT OF CHEESE
  • POSED NAKED FOR PLAYBOY, THUS LOWERING PLAYBOY'S STOCK BY 50,000 POINTS AND CAUSING CLINICS EVERYWHERE TO BE FILLED WITH VOMIT PATIENTS
  • REALLY FAT


 

 

Links: angelgoddess on LJ

 

 

See: list of lolitas who SEEM TO BE hueg like xbox

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