Super Dollfies
Some people like having dolls around that look like they'll kill you in your sleep.
"The dolls I have, my boys, well their personalities showed up before they did. Before he was even home I knew Malach would be a sweet, somewhat sensitive, kind of emo, but at times bratty teenager. Nikko on the other hand was always a bit more outspoken. While he was still off getting his face up done I knew he'd be the kind of kid that would look at you and tell you he hates you, even if he really doesn't. He is just a angst ridden teen who's been hurt. The only person he really trusts is Malach. Unlike some people here these were not characters I had pre-created. These personalities were created by my boys for them." (a user on denofangels.com forum)
SOME CLAIM that it is a well-know fact that ball-jointed doll owners are all ugly, old, obese and smelly women who will never have beautiful men to pay attention to them. Hence, they are forced to pay thousands of dollars for a poor excuse for a male giggolo.
They are also deprived of the ability to communicate to others of the human species, hence they seek the company of resin pieces of overpriced shit that will never talk back to them or tell them that they're the ugly craps they are.
It is thought that most of the girls who own resin POSs steal money from their parents and skimp on soap, water, and other basic hygiene necessities to pay for their doll's clothing. (Though they never skimp on the pizza. Doll owner love pizza.) The lack of money to pay their water bills is the cause of the smell.
Want to do a good deed to make yourself feel warm and fuzzy inside? Buy a bottle of deodorant for your local doll owner.
Quotes about SD owners:
"I AM ON THOSE COMMUNITIES AND IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT!! 90% OF THEM ARE BIG WAPANESE GIRLS WHO MAKE YAOI FANFICS ABOUT THEIR DOLLFIES!"
"Dollfie fans scare me to no end. I was lurking on one of their boards and there was a thread about picking a name.. A lot of the posts said things like, "I wanted to name my doll _, but he insisted on _! I didn't like the name, but he is so stubborn!" Uhh wtf? Dolls telling owners what to do.
Plus the owners seriously act like these dolls are their children, or that they're real, etc.. Really fucking creepy hobby."
"This other time I was at oni-con (2005) and while waiting for the dealer's room to open my husband and I were standing behing this wierdo holding his girl dollfie like a girl would near her hip, and my husband just had the most freaked out look on his face.
Some teenage girl came up to {the Dollfie owner} and said 'AWWW, your dollfie is sooo cute.'
The guy: 'Thank you' 'I made her clothes myself'
OMFG my husband was about to have a heart attack!
The guy: 'And some lady in Hong Kong did her make up'
The girl: *squeeeeeeeeeeeeee*"
"The other day I met these two girls at the mall and they had dolls. I stopped and talked to them because I was curious and like looking at them. OI!!! You could tell that these 12 year old were looking at these dolls like the J-rock boyfriends they will never have! Plus the two girls were dirty and smelly and cared more for their dolls than personal hygiene. That alone turns me off to getting a doll. The crazy ass Wapanese girl that adore them. They asked me why I didn't have a doll, and I said I had other expensive hobbies. They just shook their heads and were like, 'what could be more imprtant than dolls?!?' Sad."
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