How do I used lolitaburger?

Help!!!!!! I can't do edit!!! Why??

You probably don't have the password.

How I get password?

You can try:

-guessing

-giving up

-guessing again

-giving up again

-realizing you should probably ask one of the people who made it.

That's too ambiguous! What do I do? Really?

I meant what I said. Really.

I asked for the password but it wasn't given to me! WTF is wrong with you??

The problem is actually WTF is wrong with you. If we gave out the password willy-nilly (lol, willy-nilly), there'd be article vandalism, page-blanking done by wusses, de-lolsificication, and 678 articles about boring_unfunny_lolita_x. Like the Wikipedia we so delightfully ripped off, we have standards. Unlike the Wikipedia, these are lol standards, not academic standards. If you suck at writing or being funny, maybe you should consider going b2 LJ.

Or maybe we just hate you and there's nothing you can do about it.

I want to make an article about myself, despite the fact that no one knows me and I haven't done anything lol-worthy!!

Please don't.

But hell, go ahead. Don't cry when we edit it to suggest you paid for The Hot Topic Dress with a crack dealer and your ass though.

What sort of article should I make?

Consider spectacular incidents in lolita drama history, like Mabet.

What if I have a problem with what's written on here?

You have a number of options:

1. Suck it up.

2. Cry about it.

3. Cause more drama (a surefire way to get an article written about you if there isn't one)

4. Get over it and stop visiting.

Things that will get you nowhere:

1. Flaming us

2. Taking it up with LJ Abuse (this content is not hosted on LJ!!)

3. Trying to get the mods of EGL to do something about it (they can't)

How can I make a good article?

1. PICTURES! This will make it 100x better.

2. Keep it short and funny. Most lolitas have ADD.

Can I used the word 'snark'?

FUCK NO!

How about snarky?

GB2 f_w or your 50 cats, thanks so much.

I'm afraid of legal issues but want to write an article. What should I do?

If you are posting a picture, photoshop the article subject's head on a cow. NEVER WRITE ANYTHING TO LOOK LIKE IT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS FACT. Everything has to sound like an opinion. All similes, no metaphors.